Meet A Good Guy, TOMMOROW

Thats it. I've had it with all of my single friends complaining about being single.
They go to bars to meet people. Those they meet show no genuine interest, and even if they do it is only time before they turn out to be a bum or just no good. Frequently, many of my friends have been waking up next to someone without any memory of the night before. One exception is my friend who managed to remember that the guy that she went home with threw up all night.
Luckily I have thought up a solution for all their dating problems. Instead of going out at night, try waking up before noon to find someone. Here are my top 3 reasons to look for "the one" before it gets dark:
1. They are more likely to be sober. (Solving most of the throwing up and forgetting you problems.)
2. They are more likely to have a job. (Hence, they are up early for work, instead of irresponsibly up late at night because they don't work a 9-5).
3. They are more likely to not think of you as just a booty call. (This is due to the fact that most people don't go out during the day looking to get laid).
Yes, I do know that bars are usually pretty empty during the day. Instead, try going to a coffee or sandwich cafe. Be creative, be yourself! Please, just don't be drunk and desperate anymore!